Oh, October. You’re always an insane month for me. When I was in school, projects were always due during you, and when I got a fancy adult job (that isn’t fancy at all), work projects were due in you, too. Then there were the haunted houses that begged me to visit them, so naturally, I had to oblige (I mean, they can be soooo needy sometimes, but what can I say, when I see a haunted house in crisis, I do my Halloween duty and support them). Of course Candy kept calling me, too, day and night, whining that it needed to be eaten. So clingy, that Candy. And Alcohol. Oh, Alcohol. It just threw a huge temper tantrum and wouldn’t let up until I drank it. Especially Vampire Blood Wine. I had to drink it, it wouldn’t leave me alone! And, ugh, Pumpkin Patch and State Fair both made me come visit them, my black cat needed attention and Flour and Sugar demanded I use them to bake Halloween treats. I don’t know why they wanted me to use them up and leave them high and dry, but they’re masochists like that. Costumes vied for my attention, too, and Pinterest kept whining, “Please create a fall-themed board and pin a bunch of leaf pictures on it!” So I mean, it’s been crazy, and now that it’s officially Halloween, I’m exhausted.
So what can you do to relax on Halloween?