Christmas is almost here, and you haven’t finished shopping! Gasp! Whatever shall you do? Perhaps… purchase a cat sweater or two? That’s right, folks: the long-awaited sequel to Christmas Cat Sweaters is here, and it’s even more questionable than before! Thanks to the multitude of hipsters infesting the USA, the cat sweater population is at an all-time high, so you can find the perfect gift for every member of your family. We don’t have much time before your chain-smoking Aunt Beth arrives and demands to know where her present is, so let’s get down to business, shall we?
Oh, October. You’re always an insane month for me. When I was in school, projects were always due during you, and when I got a fancy adult job (that isn’t fancy at all), work projects were due in you, too. Then there were the haunted houses that begged me to visit them, so naturally, I had to oblige (I mean, they can be soooo needy sometimes, but what can I say, when I see a haunted house in crisis, I do my Halloween duty and support them). Of course Candy kept calling me, too, day and night, whining that it needed to be eaten. So clingy, that Candy. And Alcohol. Oh, Alcohol. It just threw a huge temper tantrum and wouldn’t let up until I drank it. Especially Vampire Blood Wine. I had to drink it, it wouldn’t leave me alone! And, ugh, Pumpkin Patch and State Fair both made me come visit them, my black cat needed attention and Flour and Sugar demanded I use them to bake Halloween treats. I don’t know why they wanted me to use them up and leave them high and dry, but they’re masochists like that. Costumes vied for my attention, too, and Pinterest kept whining, “Please create a fall-themed board and pin a bunch of leaf pictures on it!” So I mean, it’s been crazy, and now that it’s officially Halloween, I’m exhausted.
So what can you do to relax on Halloween?
If you missed out on this show, be sad.
Not as sad as if you missed out on their show at Trees almost 3 years ago, when they gave a seriously unbeatable performance, but be sad.
It is my personal, factual, undisputed, universally-accepted-as-truth belief that BRMC is incapable of giving a bad performance. The night of April 27th was no exception.
“OMFG AGAIN R U SERIOUS Y R U DOING THIS 2 ME” is what you’re probably thinking, if you’re a grammatically challenged 13-year-old girl. Yes, folks, I’m sorry to say it’s time for yet another shameless plug. I left out something important in my last post: I made two videos for Ishi, not one. As luck would have it, two is actually more than one in quantity (who knew?), so I’m spamming two blog posts instead of just one. Do me a favor and watch this video too (in HD, of course). If you do, I’ll hunt you down, wait outside your house dressed in all black, ring your doorbell and… give you a relaxing foot massage! What can I say, you scratch my back, I scratch your feet. Potato tomato. You can always hit that “like” button too… I heard if you click it, somewhere in the world, your enemies get shot in their faces. Think about it.