Obligatory Creepy Friday the 13th Post

It’s the Friday the 13th miracle no one was asking for! Two blog posts in one day!

See this dress? It’s awesome, but it’s made out of something totally gross.

Find out what it’s made of after the jump.

The last post I wrote was sort of about cows, and when I was Googling cows, I came across this dress made of cow nipples. Nipples.

If you look closely, you’ll see some of them are pierced. I guess they used the nipples of bovine breast cancer victims.

Sure, it’s technically a good idea. It’s not like we eat cow nipples (intentionally), so we have a bunch of nipply leftovers, and, you know, waste not want not. One question comes to mind, though. Who the fuck wants to wear a cow nipple dress?

Nipples aside, this is a bitchin’, albeit slutty, dress, or dress shell, or whatever this dress-shaped body-cage nipple garment is supposed to be. There’s a belt too:

Would you wear it?

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2 responses

  1. Wow that is super weird lol. I’m sure Peeta loves it as much as Lady Ga Ga’s meat dress ha ha.

    July 15, 2012 at 10:16 am

    • Lol oh yeah. You know they’re probably having a COW about it, har-dee-har-har (sorry I couldn’t resist that awful pun lol)

      July 15, 2012 at 5:48 pm

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