A while ago, I made a list of a few bizarre search terms people used to find my blog. After seeing more weird words pop up over the last month or so, I selected my favorite search terms and categorized them by Misspellings, Monica Lewinsky, Questions, Creepy Fetishes, Whatever This Is, and Miscellaneous.
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February 4, 2011 | Categories: Awkward, Bored, Comedy, Creepy, Humor, Internet, Uncategorized, WTF | Tags: 2nd Edition, Albino sexual deviancy, Aliens, american beauty, amrican lemon, astronaut food, boobs, bucket of hot dogs, cake shit tube, Can I slowly bleed into my throat from a punch, Come On Eileen, Creepy Fetishes, Cyberstalking: Facebook Edition, Denny, Do teen boys wear overalls?, Do they turn poop into bacon in Japan, fetishes, Girl shits out of car, Greek, horrible shitting, Is the song power by Kanye West about LSD, Janitor masturbating Ohio 2011, Japan, Japan cake from shit, KFC, KFC lil’ bucket strawberry shortcake, kfc rasist, Kit Kat cola falvour Japanese buy, Kumon Math and Reading Center, marsupials, McDonald's Grimace porn, miscellaneous, Misspellings, Monica Lewinsky, Monica Lewinsky boobs, Monica Lewinsky masturbating .com, сверхъестественное фото, трогательные мать и дитя, porn, pretty snake kitty sweater, purple porn, Questions, rapper, road trip, satanic shit, Shaving market, shit my cake says, shitmycakesays, sniffing hair, So you’ve fallen and pooped, stalker tutoring, Strawberry Shortcake, Sylvan Learning Center, Talking to my mom is awkward, The girl with free hugs shit who is she, Volupouis girls, Walking Three Feet Behind All Stalkees at All Times, Whatever This Is, WTF, WTF Search Terms | Leave a comment
WordPress allows me to check my blog’s stats. How many hits I get on my blog per day, which posts got the most views, what people click on, etc. It also allows me to see what you guys (or spammers) searched in Google to find my blog. I’ve compiled a list of the most WTF search terms that led people to Shit My Cake Says. Granted, the people who typed these particular keywords probably didn’t stick around to read anything, but for those of you who do, I give you this:
My Favorite Search Terms People Put in Google or Ask Jeeves (No, No One Uses Ask Jeeves Anymore) or Whatever to Find My Blog
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November 19, 2010 | Categories: Bored, Comedy, Humor, Internet, Pop Culture, Uncategorized, WTF | Tags: after school special, alcoholic, alphabet, Ask Jeeves, Ask.com, big bucket of horrible meat, bizarre stuff involving Japan, blog, cat black poop, celebrity trivia, congratulations, count, did the song power from kanye west kill Japanese, disgusting Oprah, do ghosts slam, fat man naked, favorite, general grossness, girl ist shitting on cake, Google, hits, Hoarders, hoarding excrement, hoarding human feces, hoarding shit, horrible names for penis, Horrible names who are being mean to u, Hot Young Naked Men, Internet, intervention, Japan, Japanese turning feces into bacon, Kanye West, Kanye West Power albino, list, masturbating on pizza, masturbation, Men Masrubating, miscellaneous, old men, Oprah, pedophiles, penis couture, poop, poop cat, poop hoarder, Power, read, readers, Robert Levon Been, Robert Levon Been is hot, sadomasochism, search engine, search terms, sex, shit my cake says, someone punched me in the nose and its bleeding, statistics, stats, Superman, toddler, views, wordpress, WTF | 1 Comment
Japan has a bunch of CA-RAZY Kit Kat flavors, most of which are not available to ship to the U.S. You should feel bad about that, since that means you’re probably never going to be able to try them. They are, however, willing to ship us the crappy and/or questionable flavors. Among those Crap Kats, a few delicious kinds get mixed in. So even though you’re pathetic and will probably never try any Kit Kats other than the plain ol’ American kind, I decided to rub my Kit Kat experience in your face and give you a description of a few flavors of Japanese Kit Kats:
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September 13, 2010 | Categories: Bored, Cooking, Food, Uncategorized | Tags: almond, banana, bitter, blueberry, Calpis, candy, chili pepper, chocolate, cola, corn, food, framboise, fruit juice, good, Japan, Japanese, Kit Kats, lemon, maple, melon, nasty, raspberry, snacks, strawberry, sugar, taste | 1 Comment
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