WordPress allows me to check my blog’s stats. How many hits I get on my blog per day, which posts got the most views, what people click on, etc. It also allows me to see what you guys (or spammers) searched in Google to find my blog. I’ve compiled a list of the most WTF search terms that led people to Shit My Cake Says. Granted, the people who typed these particular keywords probably didn’t stick around to read anything, but for those of you who do, I give you this:
My Favorite Search Terms People Put in Google or Ask Jeeves (No, No One Uses Ask Jeeves Anymore) or Whatever to Find My Blog
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In the middle of a Books-A-Million, I crouched down and started snapping photos of an allegedly straight man’s magazine I found. Forgive me, I don’t remember what the man-azine was called, but you wouldn’t either if you saw this:
Here we have a nice young man who appears to be modeling underwear while working out and simultaneously stuffing Pizza Hut condiment packets into his Hugo Boss briefs. Seems sensible enough.
I feel like there’s some sort of innuendo here, but I just can’t quite put my chopstick on it…
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September 29, 2010 | Categories: Bored, Clothing, Comedy, Creepy, Food, Health, Horror, Humor, Pop Culture, Uncategorized | Tags: briefs, butt, chinese food, Chinese takeout, disturbing, fashion, fast food, french fries, gross, haute couture, hot dog, Hugo Boss, Kentucky Fried Chicken, ketchup, KFC, magazine, male models, masturbation, McDonald's, men, men's magazine, naked, noodles, nude, nude men, penis, pizza, Pizza Hut, Ronald McDonald, sauce, shit my cake says, socks, underwear, weight lifting, why?, WTF | 2 Comments
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