In the middle of a Books-A-Million, I crouched down and started snapping photos of an allegedly straight man’s magazine I found. Forgive me, I don’t remember what the man-azine was called, but you wouldn’t either if you saw this:
Here we have a nice young man who appears to be modeling underwear while working out and simultaneously stuffing Pizza Hut condiment packets into his Hugo Boss briefs. Seems sensible enough.
I feel like there’s some sort of innuendo here, but I just can’t quite put my chopstick on it…
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September 29, 2010 | Categories: Bored, Clothing, Comedy, Creepy, Food, Health, Horror, Humor, Pop Culture, Uncategorized | Tags: briefs, butt, chinese food, Chinese takeout, disturbing, fashion, fast food, french fries, gross, haute couture, hot dog, Hugo Boss, Kentucky Fried Chicken, ketchup, KFC, magazine, male models, masturbation, McDonald's, men, men's magazine, naked, noodles, nude, nude men, penis, pizza, Pizza Hut, Ronald McDonald, sauce, shit my cake says, socks, underwear, weight lifting, why?, WTF | 2 Comments
Star Socks– Oh boy! I love the greasy, tasteless food at Carl’s Junior. I’m so glad I can wear the Carl’s Junior Star on my feet now!
Brass Knuckles Backpack– I highly suggest walking through a dark alley in the bad part of town while wearing this brass knuckles-patterned backpack. It just screams, “Fight me, I’m a badass.”
Twilight “Team Jacob” Band-Aids– Good, just in time to mend the wounds from all that rough sex adolescent teens are having with werewolves. Oh wait… werewolves don’t exist. No werewolf werewounds, no need for wereband-aids. (more…)
August 12, 2010 | Categories: Clothing, Comedy, Uncategorized | Tags: accessories, action figures, Aquaman, baby, backpack, band aids, Bella, Bob Marley, bracelet, brass knuckles, Carl's Junior, clothes, clothing, drink, emo, friendship, goth, gross, hipster, horrifying, Hot Topic, hottopic.com, lame, Nickelodeon, onesie, online, Reptar, retail, Rugrats, shoes, skirt, socks, stupid, style, suspenders, Team Jacob, throwback, tru blood, Twilight, ugly, whore, zebra | 5 Comments