Worst Things for Sale at Hot Topic
Star Socks– Oh boy! I love the greasy, tasteless food at Carl’s Junior. I’m so glad I can wear the Carl’s Junior Star on my feet now!
Brass Knuckles Backpack– I highly suggest walking through a dark alley in the bad part of town while wearing this brass knuckles-patterned backpack. It just screams, “Fight me, I’m a badass.”
Twilight “Team Jacob” Band-Aids– Good, just in time to mend the wounds from all that rough sex adolescent teens are having with werewolves. Oh wait… werewolves don’t exist. No werewolf werewounds, no need for wereband-aids. (more…)
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August 12, 2010 | Categories: Clothing, Comedy, Uncategorized | Tags: accessories, action figures, Aquaman, baby, backpack, band aids, Bella, Bob Marley, bracelet, brass knuckles, Carl's Junior, clothes, clothing, drink, emo, friendship, goth, gross, hipster, horrifying, Hot Topic, hottopic.com, lame, Nickelodeon, onesie, online, Reptar, retail, Rugrats, shoes, skirt, socks, stupid, style, suspenders, Team Jacob, throwback, tru blood, Twilight, ugly, whore, zebra | 5 Comments