Should Stephanie Meyer Be Allowed to Not Be Assassinated?

I have broken it down into two categories: Reasons Why Stephanie Meyer Should Be Assassinated and Reasons Why Stephanie Meyer Should Not Be Assassinated.

Reasons Why Stephanie Meyer Should Be Assassinated:

1. Vampires Suck: This movie looks like the worst thing since Birdemic*. Why does it exist? Because Twilight exists. Therefore Stephanie Meyer is responsible for it.

2. Nordstrom: I no longer have any respect for Nordstrom’s juniors department. All the clothes are now Twilight-themed thanks to Meyer’s horrendous book, and if that wasn’t disturbing enough, they also sell life-size cardboard cut-outs of Twilight characters, which you can buy here. Times are tough, though, so I recommend pinching a few pennies by cutting your own firewood.

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August 7, 2010 | Categories: Uncategorized | Tags: assassinate, Bella, book, Die, Edward Cullen, Jacob Black, list, Live, Nordstrom, reason, Regretsy, Robert Pattinson, Stephanie Meyer, stupid, Taylor Lautner, Team Edward, Team Jacob, Twilight | 8 Comments