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Christmas Cat Sweaters, Part II

yo yo yo

Christmas is almost here, and you haven’t finished shopping! Gasp! Whatever shall you do? Perhaps… purchase a cat sweater or two? That’s right, folks: the long-awaited sequel to Christmas Cat Sweaters is here, and it’s even more questionable than before! Thanks to the multitude of hipsters infesting the USA, the cat sweater population is at an all-time high, so you can find the perfect gift for every member of your family. We don’t have much time before your chain-smoking Aunt Beth arrives and demands to know where her present is, so let’s get down to business, shall we?

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On the Eighth Day of Halloween, My True Love Gave to Me…

…One Slutty Pumpkin!

…Seven Weird-Ass Costumes, a Baby Doll Limb Coat Rack, Frankenstein-esque Homemade Sex Doll, Nine Slasher Cupcakes, a Baby Doll Centipede, Creepy Easter Bunny, and Human Body Part Candy Sushi!

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On the Seventh Day of Halloween, My True Love Gave to Me…

…Seven Weird-Ass Costumes! A Baby Doll Limb Coat Rack, Frankenstein-esque Homemade Sex Doll, Nine Slasher Cupcakes, a Baby Doll Centipede, Creepy Easter Bunny and Human Body Part Candy Sushi!

Great boobs think alike.

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On the Sixth Day of Halloween, My True Love Gave to Me…

…a Baby Doll Limb Coat Rack! A Frankenstein-esque Homemade Sex Doll, Nine Slasher Cupcakes, a Baby Doll Centipede, Creepy Easter Bunny, and Human Body Part Candy Sushi.

The only way this could be improved is if you could automate the hands so they grab you when you hang your coat.


On the Fifth Day of Halloween, My True Love Gave to Me…

…a Frankenstein-esque Homemade Sex Doll! Nine Slasher Cupcakes, a Baby Doll Centipede, Creepy Easter Bunny, and Human Body Part Candy Sushi.

May meets “To Catch a Predator”, in the worst way possible.


On the Fourth Day of Halloween, My True Love Gave to Me…

…Nine Slasher Cupcakes! A Baby Doll Centipede, Creepy Easter Bunny, and Human Body Part Candy Sushi.

Finally, a reason to justify cannibalism. 


On the Third Day of Halloween, My True Love Gave to Me…

…a Baby Doll Centipede! A Creepy Easter Bunny and Human Body Part Candy Sushi.

This one’s my favorite, but there are other versions, too:

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