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I Don’t Understand How Inspiration Works Anymore

If you haven’t heard about the Gummy Bear Dress, allow me to fill you in. Someone made a dress out of 50,000 gummy bears that weighs 220 lbs because they were so inspired by the awesome Alexander McQueen dress pictured below that they just had to plagiarize recreate it in gelatin-based candies.

It made me realize that I’ve missed several golden opportunities to make my own interpretations of beautiful things out of random crap. If only the bed I made out of graham cracker crumbs hadn’t been carried away by the ants. The ants. So many ants… so many… there wasn’t time…

Oh well. The good news is, there’s no shortage of artistic people with a few screws loose who get struck by inspiration the way I got struck by a shopping cart in a Kroger parking lot because I tried to steal an old lady’s newly bought denture cleaner so I could see what it tasted like for no reason. People get inspired all the time, and they put the products of their inspirations online:

Inspiration:

Condom

Result:

Condom Dresses

 Inspiration:

Slutty Girls

Result:

Slut Girl Jeans

Inspiration:

Drinking Straws and Jason Voorhees

 Result:

Drink Mask

Inspiration:

Police Car

Result:

Police Car High Heels

Inspiration:

Toilet Paper

Result:

Head Toilet Paper Dispenser

For those days when you want to go unnoticed.

Inspiration:

Chiquita Bananas

Result:

Chiquita Chandelier

Inspiration:

Dental Hygiene

Result:

Tooth Stool

Inspiration (keeping with the dental theme):

Creepy Dentist

Result:

Creepy Dentist Car (seriously, what’s with all the dentures?)

Inspiration:

Cast Away and Junk

Result:

Redneck Raft

Inspiration:

Hanging Plant

Result:

Plant Purse

Inspiration:

Umbrella

Result:

Umbrella Shoes

Inspiration:

Drink Umbrellas

Result:

Drink Umbrella Lantern

Inspiration (another lighting fixture):

Drinking Straws (again)

Result:

Straw Lampshade

Inspiration:

Lion’s Mane and Toilet Seat

Result:

Hair Guard?!

Because this just seems like the most convenient way to keep your hair out of your food.

Inspiration:

Bic Pen

Result:

Pen Chandelier

Inspiration:

Rednecks and Catholicism

Result:

The Catholicmobile

(See more pictures here)

Inspiration:

Hot Dog

Result:

Hot Dog… Dress? Body Suit?

Inspiration:

The Land Before Time

Result:

Childhood-ruining Bed

And finally, Inspiration:

Back Boobs

Result:

Double Bra

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One response

  1. LMFAO this had me laughing so hard!! Double bra….

    July 10, 2012 at 4:51 pm

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