On the Seventh Day of Halloween, My True Love Gave to Me…

…Seven Weird-Ass Costumes! A Baby Doll Limb Coat Rack, Frankenstein-esque Homemade Sex Doll, Nine Slasher Cupcakes, a Baby Doll Centipede, Creepy Easter Bunny and Human Body Part Candy Sushi!

Great boobs think alike.

“Honey, I need a costume that sets hearts on fire.” 

“I’ve got just the thing… or rather, the opposite of it.”

Some little girls dream of being princesses, and some dream of becoming horrifying, life-size eyeball bean bags.

The fact that this is homemade scares the shit out of me.

I… I really don’t know what they’re supposed to be, other than a giant tongue and human-shaped mint.


He bears a striking resemblance to Penisman, a character my brother created in Second Life. Penisman was—surprise—covered in penises.


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