Weird, Very Not-Sexy Boobs

Since oh-so-many people seem to find my blog via classy variations on the search term “boobs”, I decided to pay homage to this one little word that has brought me so much porn-seeking traffic…

Mickey Mouse Boobs

Here we have a lovely mother-daughter duo sporting what I can only describe as Walt Disney’s wet dream. You’re a sick one, Mr. Disney.

I finally understand why Marilyn Monroe didn’t go topless all the time. It was because she had two genetic cartoon nightmares sprouting from her chest. Let this be a lesson to you, young girls. Having affairs with presidents will lead you to Disney-related breast infection. I shudder to think what happened to Monica Lewinsky.

This appears to be some kind of plastic blow up doll’s mouse chesticles. Perfectly normal.

Man Boobs

The thing that disturbs me about this gentleman is not the fact that he has hanged beer bottles on his teets with reckless abandon, but that he appears to be incredibly apathetic about wetting himself. If this is what he’s like sober, I’d hate to see him when he’s drunk.

Cute bra. Can I borrow it sometime? Please pick the hair out before I use it.

Unnatural Boobs

Any trainer worth his or her salt will tell you that working out in high heels is always a good idea. Swimming is an especially good high-heeled workout when you have two giant flotation devices in your shirt.

She’s a shoo-in for the three-boobed race.

Some people claim to have eyes in the back of their head, and some people have boobs in the back of their… back.

…and some people just have eyes in their boobs.

Miscellaneous Boobs

Someone got a little too happy with the temporary tattoos.

Before you jump on Anne Hathaway for illegal animal smuggling, just remember that she’s not as bad as this guy.

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8 responses

  1. HAHA… never knew there were so many variations of mickey mouse boobs!

    Here’s my take on boobs, actually not about boobs at all, but might make you laugh!

    http://brownroadchronicles.wordpress.com/2011/01/21/boobs/

    January 27, 2011 at 7:39 am

  2. Lee

    @ Brown Road (above) : Why u like boobs so much ?

    October 19, 2011 at 12:14 am

  3. Kayla WAler

    sexy

    April 23, 2012 at 3:49 pm

  4. LMFAO!!

    August 2, 2012 at 7:37 am

  5. mattew

    are you hot becuase i want to fuck you.

    October 3, 2012 at 6:56 pm

  6. Keijo Kajoksinen

    so hot boobs! 😉

    December 3, 2012 at 5:35 am

  7. Gordon

    Lol, That chinese guy with man boobs, this is where I got that picture and I have so much fun with it! I just wanted to let you know. 😀

    January 1, 2013 at 9:39 am

  8. what stupid shit-you get paid to write this stupid or is it somekind of mental therophy?

    January 18, 2015 at 10:11 pm

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