If you haven’t heard about the Gummy Bear Dress, allow me to fill you in. Someone made a dress out of 50,000 gummy bears that weighs 220 lbs because they were so inspired by the awesome Alexander McQueen dress pictured below that they just had to plagiarize recreate it in gelatin-based candies.
It made me realize that I’ve missed several golden opportunities to make my own interpretations of beautiful things out of random crap. If only the bed I made out of graham cracker crumbs hadn’t been carried away by the ants. The ants. So many ants… so many… there wasn’t time…
Oh well. The good news is, there’s no shortage of artistic people with a few screws loose who get struck by inspiration the way I got struck by a shopping cart in a Kroger parking lot because I tried to steal an old lady’s newly bought denture cleaner so I could see what it tasted like for no reason. People get inspired all the time, and they put the products of their inspirations online:
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July 8, 2012 | Categories: Fashion, Humor, Internet, Uncategorized, WTF | Tags: Alexander McQueen, art, artistic, back boobs, banana, bed, bored, bra, car, Catholic, clothing, comedy, condom, crazy, creation, creative, dentures, design, dinosaur, dress, entertainment, face, fashion, Friday the 13th, girls, gummi bear, hat, head, home, hot dog, inspiration, interior, interpretation, invention, Japanese, Jason Voorhees, jeans, lampshade, list, objects, plagiarism, redneck, shoes, slut, straws, sweet genius, thong, toilet paper, toilet seat, trash, umbrella, unique, unusual, useless, weird | 1 Comment »
One man’s trash is another man’s treasure, and apparently, one man’s used gum is another man’s crucifix.
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March 3, 2011 | Categories: Awkward, Bored, Death, Humor, Religion, WTF | Tags: Buddhism, Catholicism, chewing gum, Christianity, cross, disrespect, Espanola, guilt, gum, gum ad, Kabbalah, Latter-Day Saints, love, New Mexico, shrine, shrines, smite, Snuggie, trash, used gum | Leave A Comment »
Yahoo! Answers is a breeding ground for teenagers, the desperate, trolls, and troll dolls, so naturally, I hang out there sometimes. I’ve compiled a list of the weirdest questions I’ve come across in that weird, weird place in cyberspace.
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February 6, 2011 | Categories: Awkward, Bored, Comedy, Creepy, Drugs, Humor, Internet, Uncategorized, WTF | Tags: Alabama, answers, ants, attraction to cats, aunt, Axe body spray, back, balls of steel, bendy straw, black ants, blow up doll, boyfriend, boys, brother, butt itches, butter, can you eat ants, cannibalism, cats, chocolate, cigarettes, clubbing, cocaine, coffee, condoms, cousin sex, crazy, crazy girls, crazy people, creepy, crush, dare, dental floss, distilled water, do you like waffles, do you think I'm pretty, drugs, drunk, energy drink, exams, exercise, fire ants, first cousin, first trimester, gatorade, girlfriend, girls, gym, high, high school, high school sex, hot tub, hours, incest, inch, Internet, male enhancement, mayonnaise, meat, mom, mom sex, nervous game, Oedipus complex, old, penis, penis enhancement, penis enlargement, permission, pervert, police, poop, poop stuck, poop stuck in butt, pregnancy, Prince Charles, rectal itching, red bull, relationships, Rock star, rockstar, rooster, second cousin, sex in school, shoulders, singles and dating, sister, studying, substance abuse, suicide threat, teenagers, teens, trash, trolls, waffles, WHO WAS PHONE, why are girls so into me, why can't I grow wings, wings, working out, Yahoo Answers | Leave A Comment »
