Jacob Black, Bella Boringface, and Edward Cullen of the Twilight franchise.
We’ve all been plagued by nightmarish apparitions of teens wearing “Team Edward” and “Team Jacob” t-shirts, and we all want this headache of a franchise to die a fiery death. The only way to kill the Twilight phenomenon, though, is to solve the question everyone’s asking: Who’s hotter? Jacob or Edward?
I’d make a list of pros and cons, but neither candidate has any pros, so I’ll just weigh the cons:
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November 19, 2010 | Categories: Awkward, Bored, Comedy, Fiction, Humor, Movies, Pop Culture, Uncategorized | Tags: abs, Battle of the Bods, Bella, blood, boys, cold dildo, cooking, drug addict, drugs, eating disorder, Eclipse, Edward Cullen, fantasy, gross, handsome, Indians, Jacob abs, Jacob Black, Kristin Stewart, New Moon, Nick Nolte, old, pain, pedophile, racist, Robert Pattinson, shit my cake says, Taylor Lautner, Taylor Lautner abs, Twilight, ugly, vagina, vampire, werewolf, winter, young | Leave A Comment »
The Sexy Supernatural Boys: Jared Padalecki, who plays Sam Winchester, and Jensen Ackles, who plays Dean Winchester
Let’s be honest. Supernatural has jumped the shark.
Once upon a time, it was an awesome show. Even now, it has a few worthwhile episodes mixed in with the turdy ones. Like, a few actual Godiva truffles mixed in with those Godiva “gems” you can buy at CVS that are pretty sucky and disappointing. But do you really want to suffer through all that crappy chocolate, those assaults on your taste buds, before getting to the deliciousness? Does anyone relate to this reference, or even understand it? No? Well, that’s okay. My point is this: no. No, you do not want to suffer through crap just for the chance you’ll see something good.
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November 17, 2010 | Categories: Awkward, Bored, Comedy, Creepy, Fiction, Humor, Love, Pop Culture, TV, Uncategorized | Tags: abs, ADD, angels, attention span, Battle of the Bods, brothers, chocolate, Christmas, Christmas songs, cute, CVS, Dean, Dean Winchester, demons, episodes, erotic, finale, game, gay, gay sex, ghosts, ghouls, Godiva, handsome, Hollywood, homoerotic, hot, hot brothers, hot guys, incest, Jared Padalecki, Jared Padalecki and Jensen Ackles kissing, Jensen Ackles, jump the shark, kiss, make out, Music, mute, ripped, Sam, Sam and Dean, Sam and Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester, season, sexy, sexy men, shirtless, shirtless man, shirtless men, shirtless wet guy, shower, Silent Night, six pack, suffer, Supernatural, television, the colt, truffles, TV, wet, Wicked Little Things | 2 Comments »
I love cults. Okay, maybe love is a bit of a strong word. Let’s call it morbid fascination. I have a morbid fascination with cults. Since I’m such a nut about cults, I’ve spent way too much time researching them, so I can assure you I know my stuff.
Cults are a fascinating part of history but aren’t covered in the classroom, so today I’m going to educate you about a personal favorite cult leader of mine, Adolfo de Jesus Constanzo.
Adolfo de Jesus Constanzo was a cult leader and serial killer who killed many people around the Texas-Mexico border, including a Texas college student, so as a Texas college student, naturally I feel he is the most (ir)relevant serial killer for you to learn about.
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October 19, 2010 | Categories: Uncategorized, Pop Culture, Humor, Creepy, Sickness, Drugs, Bored, Death, Horror, Religion, Halloween | Tags: 1989, Adolfo de Jesus Constanzo, Adolfo de Jesus Constanzo: One Sick Freak, bisexual, black magic, cannibalism, cauldron, charisma, criminal, cult leader, cults, dark, death, disciples, drug dealer, drug lord, drug mule, drug trafficking, drugs, Edward Humes, El Padrino, evil, fear, followers, fortune, fortune teller, fraternity, gay porn, gringo, guns, Halloween, handsome, horror, horror story, human, human flesh, innards, jail, kill, killing, Lambda Chi Alpha, light, lovers, male model, manslaugter, marijuana, Mark Kilroy, Matamoros, Mexico, morbid fascination, murder, New York Times, October, palm reader, palo mayombe, police, porn, pot, pounds, ranch, ritual, ritual killings, Santeria, scary, serial killer, serial killers, shit my cake says, smuggling, tarot cards, Tex Mex, Texas, The Godfather, torture, weed, witchcraft | Leave A Comment »
Jacob Black, Bella Boringface, and Edward Cullen of the Twilight franchise.
The Sexy Supernatural Boys: Jared Padalecki, who plays Sam Winchester, and Jensen Ackles, who plays Dean Winchester
