It’s the Friday the 13th miracle no one was asking for! Two blog posts in one day!
See this dress? It’s awesome, but it’s made out of something totally gross.
Find out what it’s made of after the jump.
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July 13, 2012 | Categories: Creepy, Fashion, Humor, Pop Culture, Uncategorized, WTF | Tags: belt, bovine, breasts, cow, dress, Friday the 13th, gross, leather, nipple, style, yak | 2 Comments »
It’s Christmas time, so it only makes sense that I should write about last Halloween. Here’s a step-by-step guide of how to turn yourself into that herpes-infested pumpkin lady we all love to loathe so much.
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December 1, 2011 | Categories: Uncategorized, Clothing, Pop Culture, Holidays, Humor, Bored, Beauty, WTF | Tags: animal, black, bling, boobs, bra, breasts, brown, bump, Christmas, clothes, costume, dogs, dress, dye, fake, fugly, glitter, guide, guidette, hair, Halloween, heels, herpes, high hemline, hoop earrings, Huge, jewelry, leopard, lipstick, liquid foundation, Loreal, low cut, make up, nails, necklace, Nicole, nut, outfit, party, platform pumps, Polizzi, poof, print, pumpkin, rings, shit my cake says, shoes, short, slut, slutty, snarf, Snooki, snookification, step by step, sunglasses, tan, transformation, Uggs, ugly, white girl, wig, zebra | 1 Comment »
Since oh-so-many people seem to find my blog via classy variations on the search term “boobs”, I decided to pay homage to this one little word that has brought me so much porn-seeking traffic…
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January 26, 2011 | Categories: Awkward, Bored, Comedy, Creepy, Humor, Internet, Pop Culture, Uncategorized, WTF | Tags: animal smuggling, Anne Hathaway, Anne Hathaway boobs, Asian man in bra, back boobs, back fat, beer bottle boobs, Bill Clinton, boobs, breasts, Disney, disturbing, eye boobs, eye tattoo, giant boobs, infection, Kennedy, kitten boobs, kitten smuggling, man boobs, Marilyn Monroe, Mickey Mouse, Mickey Mouse boobs, Minnie Mouse, Monica Lewinsky, moobs, not sexy boobs, president, temporary tattoos, three boobs, Walt Disney, weird boobs, yoga | 7 Comments »
Look out! There’s a mum bursting out of your chest! Haven’t you seen Alien?
Last Saturday was my brother’s high school homecoming, which made me a bit nostalgic, so I helped pick out things to put on his date’s mum… but I didn’t know what I had contributed to. The finished product was terrifyingly huge. Cute, but huge.
My brother’s date’s mum looked like it weighed more than she did. Since they’re juniors, it was a triple mum, because apparently nowadays it’s improper to give a single mum to anyone other than a freshman. That means every year, your mum cost goes up! Yay!
On top of lights, whistles, glitter, and teddy bears, this year, the hot new mum accessory was speakers. I’m being completely serious. There was a mum with an auxiliary input so people could plug in their iPods. What’s the point of that? You can’t play music during class, and I imagine wearing speakers around on your boobs would get pretty heavy. (more…)
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September 20, 2010 | Categories: Beauty, Bored, Clothing, Comedy, Creepy, High School, Holidays, Humor, Pop Culture | Tags: bells, boobs, bra, breasts, fire, football, girls, glitter, granny boobs, high school, homecoming, lights, monster, mums, noise, noisemakers, party, ribbons, safety pins, speakers, teenagers, whistles | Leave A Comment »
Look out! There’s a mum bursting out of your chest! Haven’t you seen Alien?
