Yahoo! Answers is a breeding ground for teenagers, the desperate, trolls, and troll dolls, so naturally, I hang out there sometimes. I’ve compiled a list of the weirdest questions I’ve come across in that weird, weird place in cyberspace.
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Jacob Black, Bella Boringface, and Edward Cullen of the Twilight franchise.
We’ve all been plagued by nightmarish apparitions of teens wearing “Team Edward” and “Team Jacob” t-shirts, and we all want this headache of a franchise to die a fiery death. The only way to kill the Twilight phenomenon, though, is to solve the question everyone’s asking: Who’s hotter? Jacob or Edward?
I’d make a list of pros and cons, but neither candidate has any pros, so I’ll just weigh the cons:
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November 19, 2010 | Categories: Awkward, Bored, Comedy, Fiction, Humor, Movies, Pop Culture, Uncategorized | Tags: abs, Battle of the Bods, Bella, blood, boys, cold dildo, cooking, drug addict, drugs, eating disorder, Eclipse, Edward Cullen, fantasy, gross, handsome, Indians, Jacob abs, Jacob Black, Kristin Stewart, New Moon, Nick Nolte, old, pain, pedophile, racist, Robert Pattinson, shit my cake says, Taylor Lautner, Taylor Lautner abs, Twilight, ugly, vagina, vampire, werewolf, winter, young | Leave A Comment »
Jacob Black, Bella Boringface, and Edward Cullen of the Twilight franchise.
