I love cults. Okay, maybe love is a bit of a strong word. Let’s call it morbid fascination. I have a morbid fascination with cults. Since I’m such a nut about cults, I’ve spent way too much time researching them, so I can assure you I know my stuff.
Cults are a fascinating part of history but aren’t covered in the classroom, so today I’m going to educate you about a personal favorite cult leader of mine, Adolfo de Jesus Constanzo.
Adolfo de Jesus Constanzo was a cult leader and serial killer who killed many people around the Texas-Mexico border, including a Texas college student, so as a Texas college student, naturally I feel he is the most (ir)relevant serial killer for you to learn about.
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October 19, 2010 | Categories: Bored, Creepy, Death, Drugs, Halloween, Horror, Humor, Pop Culture, Religion, Sickness, Uncategorized | Tags: 1989, Adolfo de Jesus Constanzo, Adolfo de Jesus Constanzo: One Sick Freak, bisexual, black magic, cannibalism, cauldron, charisma, criminal, cult leader, cults, dark, death, disciples, drug dealer, drug lord, drug mule, drug trafficking, drugs, Edward Humes, El Padrino, evil, fear, followers, fortune, fortune teller, fraternity, gay porn, gringo, guns, Halloween, handsome, horror, horror story, human, human flesh, innards, jail, kill, killing, Lambda Chi Alpha, light, lovers, male model, manslaugter, marijuana, Mark Kilroy, Matamoros, Mexico, morbid fascination, murder, New York Times, October, palm reader, palo mayombe, police, porn, pot, pounds, ranch, ritual, ritual killings, Santeria, scary, serial killer, serial killers, shit my cake says, smuggling, tarot cards, Tex Mex, Texas, The Godfather, torture, weed, witchcraft | Leave A Comment »
…Unless you count DayQuil.
1. I sang to my boyfriend’s cat, Shadow. I sang him a ballad entitled “Shadow” to the tune of Frère Jacques. The lyrics consisted of “Shadow, Shadow, Shadoooooooow”.
2. I performed a questionably seductive* dance with a small bottle of apple juice in the middle of Kroger.
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August 28, 2010 | Categories: Bored, Comedy, Disease, Drugs, Heath, Humor, Illness, Medicine, Sickness, TV, Uncategorized, Wellness | Tags: ABC Family, ailment, apple juice, Avril Lavigne, bed, Ben and Jerry's, blanket, boobs, bored, boyfriend, bra, Campbell's, cat, cats, Chicken, children, common cold, concert, dance, Dating in the Dark, drugs, erotic dance, farts, felines, fever, flatulence, Frere Jaques, funny, get rich quick, health, homicide, ice cream, Joey Lawrence, kids, Kroger, life, medicine, Melissa and Joey, Melissa Joan Hart, Melissa Joan Heart, money, seductive, seventh grade, shadow, sick, sickness, sleep, soup, suicide, TV, wacky, wellness | Leave A Comment »
