Since oh-so-many people seem to find my blog via classy variations on the search term “boobs”, I decided to pay homage to this one little word that has brought me so much porn-seeking traffic…
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January 26, 2011 | Categories: Awkward, Bored, Comedy, Creepy, Humor, Internet, Pop Culture, Uncategorized, WTF | Tags: animal smuggling, Anne Hathaway, Anne Hathaway boobs, Asian man in bra, back boobs, back fat, beer bottle boobs, Bill Clinton, boobs, breasts, Disney, disturbing, eye boobs, eye tattoo, giant boobs, infection, Kennedy, kitten boobs, kitten smuggling, man boobs, Marilyn Monroe, Mickey Mouse, Mickey Mouse boobs, Minnie Mouse, Monica Lewinsky, moobs, not sexy boobs, president, temporary tattoos, three boobs, Walt Disney, weird boobs, yoga | 7 Comments »
It’s a tale as old as time, true as it can be. Or rather, a question as old as the birth of McDonald’s. Who’s hotter, Grimace or the Hamburglar?
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January 18, 2011 | Categories: Uncategorized, Comedy, Pop Culture, Humor, Creepy, Food, Awkward, WTF | Tags: competition, sex, McDonald's, Ronald McDonald, fast food, hot, kleptomania, Battle of the Bods, Grimace, The Hamburglar, sexy Grimace, Grimace penis, purple penis, evil penis, McDonald's car, gangsta Grimace, hamburgers, cheeseburgers, burgers, fries, hotter, black Santa, Pancake lungs, unhealthy, Eiffel Tower, Leaning Tower of Pisa, McDonald's organs, Grimace X-ray, grease | 1 Comment »
It’s my birthday. I’m 21 years old today. Therefore, I expect 21 birthday cakes on my doorstep by the end of the day, or else I’ll burn down Australia. You’ve been warned.
Here are some examples of acceptable cakes:
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January 11, 2011 | Categories: Awkward, Bored, Comedy, Cooking, Creepy, Food, Holidays, Humor, Internet, Pop Culture, Uncategorized, WTF | Tags: 21, 21 birthday, 21st birthday, 9, abortion, baby, baby doll, birthday, brown, bugs, cake, cakes, candy, chain smoking, children's birthday party, chocolate, congratulations, cream, dead, disgusting, Eunice, excrement, flies, frosting, frosting poo, grandma, ground, Happy Birthday, happy birthday cock sucker mother fucker, happy birthday to the ground, Harry Potter, Harry Potter sex change, heard, herd, hideous, insects, Japanese, maggots. dead pirate, misspelling, my, Nazi, oops, oven, Pedobear, Pedobear cake, pee, pink, plate, poo, poop, poop cake, sex change, shit, shit my cake says, SNL, strawberries, sugar, teen pregnancy, The Human Centipede, The Lonely Island, Threw it on the ground, toilet, turning 21, ugly cake, urine, vanilla, worm, WTF | 3 Comments »
“How does someone even get knocked out twice in one day?” I heard Andy ask. Everything was black. I couldn’t see.
“I can’t see!” I wailed.
“Open your eyes, dumbass,” Andy said.
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January 10, 2011 | Categories: Awkward, Bored, Comedy, Fiction, High School, Humor, Love, Romance, Uncategorized | Tags: Andy, bed, broken nose, Cavan, concussion, dinner, doctor, embarrassment, family, fiction, friend, health, high school, hospital, I Punched a Girl, janitor, knock out, mom, mommy, relationship, romance, Shelby Waters, shit my cake says, sleep, surgery | Leave A Comment »
This is the part where I got a concussion. If Shelby didn’t think I was a total freak already, this definitely sealed the deal.
“Sir?”
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January 4, 2011 | Categories: Awkward, Bored, Comedy, Fiction, Health, High School, Humor, Love, Romance, Uncategorized, WTF | Tags: Andy, barf, blood, bloody, boy, broken nose, Cavan, comedy, concussion, ear, face, girl, high school, Hispanic, hospital, I Punched a Girl, janitor, lobby, love, puke, punch, ringing, romance, Shelby Waters, shit my cake says, vomit | Leave A Comment »
